R*n 659: Glasson Dock

We are the Hashy-men, Tw*tty's dotty Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men, who always love a hash,

We're full of hashy joys, we make a gay and Hashy noise,

We are the Hashy-men, who come from Lune Valley,

In Shiggy socks, Shiggy shoes, Shiggy legs, Shiggy troos,

Around the shiggy trail,

We sing a Shiggy ditty!

We are the Hashy-men, Tw*tty's dotty Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men who come from Lune Valley,

So here's Twisted the Front Runner !

She's always there to call!

And with her better half Bitter,

Sure they'll marmalize you all!

Here's Simple from southern Surrey,

He's travelled very far,

So to all the Hashing Southerners,

Here's a Hashy down down song

We are the Hashy-men, drinking running Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men who come from Lune Valley,

From Windermere via Penang,

Old Highway's that's his name,

His non-running wife's called Layby,

But he'll bring her just the same,

Here's White Noise and OffHis Trolley,

The hares of today's trail,

Yes, follow flour and you will see,

The boats that go to sail 

We are the Hashy-men, Tw*tty's Running Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men who come from Lune Valley

Rambos and wimps, In Glasson we are!!

A hashing-ba-lay, a hashing-ba-lah!

Oh! We are the Hashy-men, Tw*tty's dotty Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men who always have a hash,

We're glad it didn't rain and wash the trail away!

We are the Hashy-men who come from Lune Valley,

In Shiggy hats, Shiggy socks,

With money in our hash cash box,

We hash around the fields, calling back the false trail checkers!

We are the Hashy-men, Tw*tty's dotty Hashy-men,

We are the Hashy-men, so let the Hash horn call for the Hashy-men!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Lune Valley!!